Monday, February 11, 2008

New Shirts by LeMerde!

Our new "What Would Galactic Jesus Do?" shirts are now online! Our good friend LeMerde created a brand new design for us! Ever caught in a bind? What will you do? Just refer to the universal brother GJ! WWGJD? With the help of Elvis and JFK, GJ has found the answer to eliminating those pesky velociraptors!
Now available from our online store!


Wednesday, September 12, 2007

GJ met some new friends this summer!

This summer when the crew of GJ rolled out to San Diego to attend SDCC 07, we got to make some new friends and converts! We blessed them with some stickers and it was foretold that the image of GJ would appear on the bottom of skateboards and street poles around Portland, Oregon. The natives seemed fascinated by a large whale type creature they worshipped! The name translated as "Killer". Only their high priest, whom they called Bwana could speak to the whale, as other deities as bats and alligators. Here are a few photos of the natives we speak of: http://grasshutcorp.com/



Bwana the high priest of the natives!
Scrappers and his prized magic case!
Le Merde an idol maker and shaman!
Kiyoshi and Martin brawl over island sharpies!
A visiting clan from across the seas, that went by the name of Gargamel!
....and their idol maker, Koji!

The Creator of GJ finally was released from the shackles of the man on Aug 30th. Now the Creator does not have to sleep in a tent in the AZ summer heat and deal with rotten food, mice and jail politics. ...He has turned his back on wine and spirits, for they fill his head with false and foolish visions and drunk driving! Apostle E is singing praises a well, no more awaking at 5:30 to drive downtown to the ghetto and wait for the Creator for work release. I am sure E and the Creator will not miss the smell of the cremated animals that wafts from the animal shelters unadopted poor souls. So, so sad! And one of the foulest smells on the planet! Hopefully one day we will all respect animals as well as ourselves, just like our lady Madonna has said! Have a great day and eat some ice cream if you get a chance!

This is Apostle E and I am out!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

New GJ Sticker by Lamour Supreme!


From the hands of brother Lamour comes our new GJ sticker!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

First Contact!

We will be making the pilgrimage to SDCC 07 this summer. We will be conducting a search for holy Japanese vinyl and meeting with our brothers and sisters at Nerdquake 2007. I am sure brother Isaac will have much wine to drink and vinyl to be had! RFSO style! Much praise will there be upon communion with the clan of Gargamel and Max Toy Co, for they are truly masters of their trade. The word is that the brothers from the Bwana Spoons camp will have many holy relics as well. Keep your eyes peeled and your heart open and you may find divine GJ stickers floating around the hallowed grounds of SDCC, crafted by brother Lamour Supreme! All have fun and be safe! Hope to see you there!

-GJ